Embrace the dry, no-nonsense humor with our “You Won’t Hear a Witty Quote From This Old Chunk of Coal” t-shirt. A nod to the legendary Norm Macdonald, this tee captures the essence of his deadpan delivery and unapologetic simplicity.
Perfect for those who appreciate humor without the frills, this shirt lets you quietly declare that clever quips are overrated—but keeping it real never goes out of style. Soft, comfortable, and straight to the point, it’s a tribute to the art of saying more by saying less—just like Norm.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
