Introducing the “I EAT ASBESTOS” T-shirt – the perfect blend of dark humor and retro charm for those who aren’t afraid to take a bite out of life’s quirkiest jokes! Whether you’re a connoisseur of irony or just someone with an appetite for the absurd, this shirt is your go-to for getting laughs (and maybe a few concerned looks) at any gathering.
Crafted from premium cotton, this shirt is as comfortable as it is outrageous. The bold, distressed font proudly declares your unconventional dietary preferences, while the mischievous cartoon character brandishing a fork and knife adds that extra layer of comedic flavor.
Perfect for parties, casual Fridays, or just when you want to spark a conversation that’s bound to be unforgettable. Wear it, share the joke, and show the world that you have a taste for the twisted side of humor – just don’t actually eat asbestos!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
